Welcome to My Office

“Welcome to my office sir, you’re number two in the queue.” The friendly greeting as I enter the bathroom in the departure lounge at the airport. A short while later, the stall door opens and before I can shuffle in, the happy “office worker” slips inside with disinfectant and lappie in hand to give the seat a quick spruce up so that it’s clean, ready and reset for my royal ass. As I leave, I’m of a mind but sadly lacking in the ability to say thank you in all eleven official languages.